February 2011
52 posts
I heard this old man speak when I was pregnant, someone who had been sober for...
– Anne Lamott, Operating Instructions
January 2011
67 posts
bronzepinkandblue-deactivated20 asked: If you had to pick a founder, Anna, Mary or Eva, who would you want to be your friend? haha I'm seriously procrastinating my homework.
Ever wonder what the movie ‘Up’ would have been like had it been made in the 60’s? Well, ask no more. This fake trailer is beyond great.
Pretty awesome.
thedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Michaell Scott bumps into British counterpart David Brent on tonight’s episode of The Office, universe somehow avoids implosion.
[nbc.]
Bloody brilliant.
Starting this year, no American will be forbidden from serving the country they...
– President Obama, SOTU. (via thedailywhat)
None of this will be easy. All of it will take time. And it will be harder...
– President Barack Obama (1/25/11)
I like this.
(via valleygirldubs)
haygirlhay:
luciwithani:
Kate Middleton nail polish by Butter London -
The limited-edition nail laquer is grayish-blue and glitter-infused, according to Nonie Créme, Butter London’s creative director. And of course, it gives a cheeky nod to Kate’s pre-engagement nickname, “Waity Katie.”
Way to class it up, Butter.
Consider it bought. I haven’t even looked at it yet but I’m getting...
Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, and of course, for each...
– Betsey Johnson (via sohofire)
Chocolate Cake in a Mug
I’m a fan of cake, but over the last few years have been very limited as to what I have access to. When you live in a sorority that does not allow those living in it to use the stove (safety reasons, I understand), you learn that a microwave can be your best friend. For me, I wanted cake. And with the discovery of Betty Crocker’s Warm Delights, I was happy, but in hindsight, had I...
Things You'll Miss About College →
justcheckingin:
You’ll miss all-nighters and taking Photobooth pictures of you and your friends looking insane after 36 hours of no sleep. You’ll miss having the knowledge that it will all eventually end. All of this hard work leads up to a winter break, spring break, or summer. When courses end, grades are given out and you move on. After you graduate and get a nine-to-five job, there is no...
thedailywhat:
Lights Out: Evan Roth carelessly divides by zero, mashes up Girl Talk’s Night Ripper with Girl Talk’s All Day.
[waxy / gregrutter.]
UPDATE: MP3 here.
Girl Talk overload. Brain exploded. So…I’ll just stick to one album at a time, thanks.
The first mammoth cloning experiment is officially... →
dailybunch:
What’s the worst that could happen?
(Answer: I’m pretty sure this SyFy original—starring Summer Glau and Tom Skerritt, aka Viper—already told us.)
Well. This could go two ways - horribly or with the opening of a Jurassic Park.
My Live Chat with Blackboard Customer Service
David: Hello Trevor Meyer, my name is David. How may I assist you?
Trevor Meyer: When I log in...it shows the class I taught last semester...not the one I'm teaching this semester.
Trevor Meyer: Can you help?
Trevor Meyer: .
Trevor Meyer: .
Trevor Meyer: .
Trevor Meyer: I could tell you a story while I wait...would you like that?
Trevor Meyer: I'll take your silence to mean yes.
Trevor Meyer: There once was a young professor...
Trevor Meyer: He enjoyed teaching, but didn't have a ton of free time.
Trevor Meyer: So when he tried to upload his lectures to his blackboard account, he was saddened when he found out that there was no place to put them.
Trevor Meyer: He didn't know what to do.
Trevor Meyer: But then...THEN...he saw that he could live chat and get help.
Trevor Meyer: So that's exactly what he did.
Trevor Meyer: Now I know you're probably wondering...did he get the help he needed?
Trevor Meyer: And that's a good question. Quite valid, actually.
Trevor Meyer: But you see, this story is the best kind of story...the type where you can choose your own adventure. So you tell me, David...did he get the help he wanted?
[At this point I waited for a bit before I ended the chat and tried again]
David: Hello Trevor Meyer, my name is David. How may I assist you?
Trevor Meyer: David! It's you!!!
Trevor Meyer: Are you there, David?
David: My apologies for earlier.
Trevor Meyer: What happened?
David: We are extremely busy and I missed you chat.
David: Have you requested the course shell already?
Trevor Meyer: Did you enjoy my story?
Trevor Meyer: I don't know what a course shell is...but I'd like one.
David: The story was excellent.
Trevor Meyer: I'm glad you liked it.
[David went on to help me. Thanks David!]
From the desk of Erin: If I've never told you I...
Sensing that I was having a rough morning, the boss asked if I needed a walk. I agreed because fresh air never hurt anyone and the rain had stopped. We decided to walk to this little place a few blocks over that sells Zebra Cakes (everyone knows I love Zebra Cakes), only to find out it was closed for MLK Day. Disappointed, we walked back.
Around noon, the boss noticed I had yet to eat. I had...
For someone who went to Harvard,
valleygirldubs:
Natalie Portman could not string together a coherent sentence to save her life.
Just sayin’.
I love her, but I was about to go crazy during her speech. Everything was so “beautiful.” And also…what an awkward way to say, “Hey, I’m pregnant.”
The Social Network just won a Golden Globe for...
Not surprised. That soundtrack is incredible and easily one of my favorite albums to listen to while working/relaxing/cleaning/anything.
Way to go, SN. Keep winning awards. You deserve them.
Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal...
– Anton Pavlovich Chekhov (via davenelson)
So some loss causes us to look backward. But it also forces us to look forward....
– President Barack Obama (1/12/11)
Kindness, generosity, compassion, love.
(via valleygirldubs)
None of us can know with any certainty what might have stopped these shots from...
– President Barack Obama (1/12/11)
That last line. So important.
(via valleygirldubs)
I believe that for all our imperfections we are full of decency and goodness and...
– Barack Obama, Tucson I find this to be a common theme in his speeches, and I love it. (via jenny-jenny-bo-benny)
All our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone who makes us...
– The Wonder Years (via 52hearts)
Erin vs. the Kettlebell, Round One
“How many of you have done bootcamp? This is harder.”
My kettlebell class began tonight at the Y. I’ve never used kettlebells, so I suppose it’d be fair to say I didn’t know what to expect. Considering I kept calling it “kettleball” class, I’d say I was really unprepared.
But it was so good. I’ll be a little bruised and extremely sore in the...